I am vengeance.
I am the night.
oh my god
Holy crap though
when the last step of a school assignment is to have fun
I feel like I don’t give a single fuck about John Green but I’ve never read his shit I just see it quoted everywhere
everyone would be a lot happier if they played mario kart every day.
I’ve ruined friendships over Mario Kart so I don’t know about that
|—||Albert Camus (via bokura)|
GUYS MY 10 YEAR OLD BROTHER WAS JUST TELLING BE ABOUT HOW HE KNOWS EVERY GUY’S CRUSH IN HIS CLASS AND H KEEPS TRACK OF IT SO THAT IF A GUY GETS A NEW CRUSH HE GOES AND CALLS THE GIRL AND LETS HER KNOW. HE LITERALLY USED THE PHRASE “I’M IN THE BUSINESS”.
MY BROTHER IS A 5TH GRADE PIMP