theambiguoushero:

I am vengeance.

I am the night.

I

am

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getoffmybloghoe:

when the last step of a school assignment is to have funimage

I feel like I don’t give a single fuck about John Green but I’ve never read his shit I just see it quoted everywhere

duke-fartknocker:

kikotchi:

everyone would be a lot happier if they played mario kart every day.

I’ve ruined friendships over Mario Kart so I don’t know about that 

Get scared. It will do you good. Smoke a bit, stare blankly at some ceilings, beat your head against some walls, refuse to see some people, paint and write. Get scared some more. Allow your little mind to do nothing but function. Stay inside, go out - I don’t care what you’ll do; but stay scared as hell. You will never be able to experience everything. So, please, do poetical justice to your soul and simply experience yourself.
Albert Camus  (via bokura)

clever-one-word-url:

GUYS MY 10 YEAR OLD BROTHER WAS JUST TELLING BE ABOUT HOW HE KNOWS EVERY GUY’S CRUSH IN HIS CLASS AND H KEEPS TRACK OF IT SO THAT IF A GUY GETS A NEW CRUSH HE GOES AND CALLS THE GIRL AND LETS HER KNOW. HE LITERALLY USED THE PHRASE “I’M IN THE BUSINESS”. 

GUYS

MY BROTHER IS A 5TH GRADE PIMP